The August Mayfield Diaries

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

There are some men out there who complain about their women. She's too fat, she moans too much, she's stupid, she's always on the phone, she doesn't talk dirty to me anymore, she wears too much makeup, she's a gossip, she puts her friends and the kids before me, she's always running to her mother, she makes me sick, I wish she looked like my brother's girlfriend, she can't cook, she never wants to make love to me, we don't talk, I hate her hair, I hate when she inhales/exhales, I hate her! This is the same man who used to suck your toes. In the complex game of relationship chess, you were once his best friend and now you're a repulsive sight to behold.

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