What's this I hear?

I don't know what's happening to me lately but my biological clock's gone wrong. It seems to be ticking, but I have no business hearing a ticking biological clock! I already have children; they're healthy, we're happy and I'm "content". So really, I have no need to pay attention to a ticking clock. But I hear it all the same and I can't put my finger on why it's become so insistent. OK, I lie a little bit because I have it in the back of my mind that our family needs a little girl. I have two sons. But realistically, I'm not getting any younger; I mean... my eggs are all but scrambled by now. Can I just mention while I'm here, my mother said to me two weeks ago, you're not getting any younger or any prettier when talking about finding a marriage partner and settling down (where's the time for all this), but that's a whole different blog!! Getting back to this awful, ticking and tocking; I hear it, but I don't appreciate the intrusion one little bit. It's getting on my very last nerves.

There's no room in the Inn for babies. I need to find a hobby to drown out this awful ticking noise otherwise I'm going to do myself an injury!