Dog for Sale

I received a generic email from my sister which reads follows:-

By chance is anyone interested in a dog? Serious enquiry!

Hi ! I need a favour...

Our neighbour has a puppy he's giving away (FREE). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife says the dog

looks at her funny

when she's undressing and that gives her the creeps.

I think she's just being extra!

If you’re interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog (click here).