Does my presence on this planet offend you little man?

I was walking down the high street yesterday afternoon and I noticed that way up ahead, a man was giving out flyers. As I got closer, I noticed that he was handing them out in front of a new Chinese restaurant.

He handed out a flyer to the woman who was a few steps ahead of me. As I got within touching distance to him, he withdrew his hand really quickly. I looked up at the shop front sign just to make sure I hadn't passed a tanning salon (you can see from the moon that I don't need a tan) and I looked at him and he averted his eyes so I carried on walking. I looked behind me and the horrible little pinched-faced man then handed out what I now know was a menu to the couple who were behind me!

The quick withdrawal of his hand made it very clear that he didn't want the likes of me ordering take-aways from "Very Nice Rice" Chinese restaurant. Well Very Nice Rice can keep their chicken chow mein and special fried whatever and that horrible little man can stick his chopsticks up his ****!

I have a good mind to call my friend Derek who works for Environmental Health to sort me out with a box of cockroaches. I'd go down to Very Nice Rice and let the roaches loose in a heart-beat if I wasn't revolted by creepy crawlies.

Every now and then, I'm reminded of how ugly some people can be when they recoil at my very existence! It takes a lot of grace not to stoop down to ignorant levels i.e. a box of cockroaches.