Leave a Note

There's a new book out called Your Mother Doesn't Work Here - Painfully Polite and Hilariously Hostile Notes.

It's full of all the notes you think about writing or might have written when your flat-mates wee on the toilet seat, or some family member leaves a teaspoon of orange juice in the carton and puts it back in the fridge or when one of your neighbours continuously slams the communal front door after midnight on a school night!

This book encouraged me to leave yet another note on the fridge at work for the phantom food thief who steals people's dinners, drinks, yogurts, milk or whatever. This time, my lamb casserole went missing in its entirety, including my mother's Pyrex dish.

Alright, I made the dog food bit up, but I hope the thief found and read the note and puked all over his Thomas Pink shirt, the little s***!