Along Came a Spider

I was driving through a narrow tunnel last night which doesn’t allow any room for messing about. If you sneeze, it’s likely that your whole life will flash before you.

Well as I was going around a bend, I saw a spider crawling on my dashboard – I HATE SPIDERS!!!

Anyway, I screamed and swerved and totally panicked and lost control. In the commotion, I had the good sense to grab a tissue and beat incy-wincy to death and threw the tissue out the window.

It could have been a lot worse if swerved and crashed the car. I could have been killed. On this occasion, the spider was killed or it’s very ill right now somewhere in the Rotherhithe Tunnel.

If I met with the Grim Reaper last night, the forensic scientists wouldn’t have a clue what happened to me! Only me and God would know that I was killed by a spider who did nothing but jay-walk on my dashboard.

Oh well, I’m still here to tell the tale.

Here's another tale about spiders:

Would you believe that moments before this photograph was taken, America’s Next Top Model contestant and Cycle 3 winner, Eva Pigford FREAKED OUT over the spider on her hand before they got this stunning photograph!

The only way something hairy with eight legs can look stunning is when it’s next to a beautiful model wearing diamonds and even then, it looks like it's about to eat her! Having said that... thinking about eight hairy legs, I wouldn't run away from four buck-naked, gorgeous hairy-legged men!! Oh no I wouldn't.