The August Mayfield Diaries

IS THE OFFICE PARTY COMPULSORY?

If you don't go, everyone thinks you're a stuck up b*tch with a pole up your jacksy and if you do go, it's quite likely you're gonna get smashed and wish you were never born.

I was leaning towards not going. There are always people in attendance that you can't stomach and you might have to sit next to them for a whole boring hour chewing on Brussel sprouts and dry turkey with lumpy gravy.

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