The August Mayfield Diaries

Peter the Wife Beater

I like my neighbours. I'm very lucky because they're all quite nice. It didn't used to be that way, one of my neighbours was a miserable old trog but she's gone now thank God. Having said that, I also like my neighbours to keep their nose out of my business and I don't like too many frequent visits for no good reason. I don't like the idea of needy neighbours popping over to watch DVD's until late into the night while sipping my red wine, talking over the sound of my telly while eating my Dorito's. No, that doesn't suit me at all.

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