If it wasn't you and it wasn't me, who was it?

I bought 100 chocolate decorations for our Christmas tree on 13th December. It's now the 17th and there's four left! One child is away at the moment on a Volleyball Tournament, the remaining child breaks out in severe acne if he eats too many sweets and chocolates and I've not noticed an out-break of puss and pimples.

So if child No. 1 didn't eat all the chocolates and child No. 2 wasn't even in the house, then who could it be?

Surely not me! If it was me, then I've gone mental.

Yes, I confess to eating a handful. OK then, about 40... maybe even 50 - but almost 100?? Lord Jesus, I've got problems... serious addiction problems!!