Barbie

One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He walks into Toys R Us and asks the sales woman, "how much is the Barbie in the display case?"

The sales woman says, "Which one sir? We have:

Keep Fit Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Babe Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Caribbean Barbie for £19.95; and
Divorced Barbie for £265.95"

The amazed father says: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others are only £19.95?"

The sales woman answers:

"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Credit Card,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."