Everybody knows except you!

Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan better known as married double-act Richard & Judy are rather red-faced thanks to their precious daughter's antics.

You see the problem was Richard. Richard often doesn't know when to shut his big mouth!

Unfortunately, publicly, he did what most parents do. Which is talk about their children in glowing terms and add things about their children which they assume to be true but they don't actually know the dealio for sure.

Like:

a) My child would never steal money from my purse

b) Forensics? My child would never play with matches

c) Excluded from school? My child would never swear

d) Counselling? My child would never bully anyone

e) CCTV? My child would never steal from a shop

f) My child would never take sweets from a stranger; don't be so ridiculous

g) 20 Marlboro Lights! My child would never smoke

h) Pregnant? My child doesn't even know what a penis is

Do you follow me?

Well on this occasion, Richard decided to tell the world that his child, his 21 year old daughter Chloe would never EVER do drugs. EVER! In fact, Richard went as far to say "our Chloe is incredibly anti-drugs". I'm pretty sure Richard also said our children have friends that do drugs but our Jack and Chloe actively discourage it. Richard's wife Judy Finnigan added into the mix that if one of our kids’ friends said to them, “Let’s do drugs”, Chloe and Jack actually shout at them!

Well you can imagine Richard & Judy's horror when photographs of Chloe smoking weed from a bong were discovered.

Pass the cutchie!

My mum and dad would fight you if you dare tell them that their precious August was drunk. Or their precious August said the F word. Or their precious August told a policeman to kiss her black arse. So I can understand when parents act as if their children are the most upstanding and perfect citizens in the whole wide world.

All of the horrible shameful things I did behind my parents' back was done mostly for the thrill of it being behind my parents' back. If I could do all the terrible things I did and my parents said "look at her blowing smoke rings... isn't she cute" there would be no excitement or feeling of rebellion on my part.



That's the thing about parents and kids, parents do things kids are NEVER supposed to find out about and kids do things that parents should NEVER know about.

It's the law!