Father at 13

When young Alfie Patten - who happens to look like a baby too - was asked now that he’s a father, what’s he going to do financially, Alfie’s answer was “what’s financially?”.

When I was thirteen, I was dancing around in my bedroom to Kool & The Gang, singing into a hairbrush or playing rounders in the street with my friends.

If someone put a baby in my arms, I would have made it's poor little wobbly head fall off... and I also wouldn't know what you were talking about if you mentioned finances to me. I'd probably ask if it was a new dance or a hair-style?



Parents, if you find a 13 year old boy hanging around your 15 year old daughter, chances are they’re playing doctors and nurses and some little person's going to call you grandma or grand-dad!