Cheers to alcohol! The cause of and answer to all life’s problems

I was driving home from work last night when I saw a drunk woman weaving around on the pavement, making a terrible attempt at lighting her cigarette. She had to stop, lean against a wall to steady herself and then she tried to light the cigarette. I burst out laughing when I saw her take it out of her mouth and put it in again the right way around!

The drunk lady was dressed in office attire so I assume she'd gone for a drink after work. I guess we often go for a quick drink with the intention of getting home while the trains are still running and in one piece. But unfortunately, one drink leads to 12 and the next thing you know, you're woken up fully dressed on the bathroom floor with your knickers around your ankles.