How Very Dare You!

I ran into an old friend who was initially an enemy yesterday.

He came into enemy territory when I was 15. He was the first boy to "violate" me. He pinched my bottom and this was the first time that something like that had ever happened to me. His pinch filled me with outrage and also confirmed something my mother had been saying to me for a while. She told me that now that I was a teenager, I'd be attracting all sorts of trouble "especially with that big backside of yours".

She said in many different words that I ought to cover my bottom at all times or I'll get myself into trouble. But oh no, I wanted to look cute. I wanted to wear tight jeans and teeny, tiny tops. This was all good and well, but I wasn't ready for inappropriate tampering.

So when Trevor pinched my bum, I turned the air all shades of blue. He asked me out twice after that and on the second occasion, I told him that I'd rather eat dog **** with chop-sticks!

I cut my eyes at him for ages afterwards but as time went on, we became friends and if he ever took a liking to my bottom after that, he kept his hands firmly to himself.

I must say... if he attempted to pinch my bum yesterday, I may have turned the other cheek!