That's not a compliment!

My son told me yesterday that his History Tutor said to him "Mayfield Junior, you might be more handsome than your older brother, but you're crap at History son"!

Well words can't express how overjoyed 'Mayfield Junior' was.

I've obviously failed miserably as a mother. Social Services may as well come right now, take down my particulars and put me on The Watch List because I could have done better. Who knew I would raise a vainglorious boy when I thought I trained him to be a Bachelor of Science and History. I'm beginning to question whether or not he's really mine. He looks nothing like me.

If he was really my son, he'd be apologising and praying to Jesus to get his grades up... but oh no, he's running around the living room shouting to his brother 'IN YOUR FACE' instead of getting out his books.